Funny Jokes Blog

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, “Why don’t you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it? ” “We don’t wanna measure the length, […]

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . .

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires? ” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything? ” asked his partner. “Not a thing,” answered […]

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, “Have your eyes ever been checked? ” “No,” said the worker. “They’ve always been brown.”

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he’d locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. “Which is the cheapest window to break? ” he asked. “You don’t have to break any […]

IRS Agent: What’s all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here’s some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?