Category Archive for 'Insect jokes'

What TV station do bees ..

Monday, January 21st, 2008

What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

Boy: What’s the ..

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

What is the difference ..

Friday, January 18th, 2008

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What do bees chew ? ..

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

What’s a bees ..

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

What’s a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !

Can bees fly in the ..

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !

Where do bees go on ..

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

How do you make a glow ..

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !

Why was the centipede ..

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !

First Caribou: What ..

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.