Surveyor: This house ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
Category Archive for 'Insect jokes'
What did the earwig ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ? Ear we go !
What is the definition ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
What to you call a Russian ..
Thursday, December 27th, 2007What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
What did the bee say ..
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
Why are spiders good ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
Why was the moth so ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
What did one mosquito ..
Thursday, December 20th, 2007What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
What is the most faithful ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
What lives in gum trees ..
Sunday, December 16th, 2007What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !