Category Archive for 'Internet jokes'

What’s O. J. Simpson’s ..

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Have you seen www.indecisive.com? ..

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.

Teacher: Why are you ..

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?

Can you show me how ..

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I’d better - otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

PE Teacher: Why did ..

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? ..

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

What did the parrot ..

Monday, December 31st, 2007

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Have you seen www.busfull.com? ..

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I’m afraid that one passed me by.

Which of the seven dwarfs ..

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do internet football ..

Monday, December 24th, 2007

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!