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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Can you show me how to use the Internet? I’d better - otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I’m afraid that one passed me by.
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!