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What’s O. J. Simpson’s ..

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:12:25 +0000

What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Have you seen www.indecisive.com? ..

Mike — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:45:39 +0000

Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.

Teacher: Why are you ..

Mike — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:15:12 +0000

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?

Can you show me how ..

Mike — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:22:16 +0000

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

PE Teacher: Why did ..

Mike — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:09:39 +0000

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? ..

Mike — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:59:56 +0000

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

What did the parrot ..

Mike — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:47:22 +0000

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Have you seen www.busfull.com? ..

Mike — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:11:56 +0000

Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I’m afraid that one passed me by.

Which of the seven dwarfs ..

Mike — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:35:07 +0000

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What do internet football ..

Mike — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:32:36 +0000

What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!