Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’ Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.
Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. “I’ll see, sir,” said the clerk. “What is your name? ” “You’re having me on now because I’m Irish,” said the Irishman. “Won’t you see the name on the envelope? ”
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.
Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say “I am.” Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !