Q. How are men like ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Category Archive for 'Men jokes'
Men are like mini skirts. ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
Question: How many men ..
Saturday, January 19th, 2008Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.
Which of the following ..
Saturday, January 19th, 2008Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Men are like plastic ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
There are a lot of words ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Why does a man only ..
Monday, January 7th, 2008Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
Where do you have to ..
Sunday, January 6th, 2008Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
Men are like power tools. ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.
Men are like horoscopes. ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.