Category Archive for 'Men jokes'

Q: What do you call ..

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

Why do men act like ..

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

Why do men act like idiots? Who says they’re acting?

Q. What’s the ..

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why did God create a ..

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Men are like coolers. ..

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Where’s the safest ..

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap

Men are like high heels. ..

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

When do men insist that ..

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn’t agree with them.

A woman of 35 thinks ..

Monday, November 26th, 2007

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

Q: Why do men float ..

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.