Q: What do you call ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
Why do men act like idiots? Who says they’re acting?
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.