Funny Jokes Blog

Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.

What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill? ’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask? ’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!’

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused […]

Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn’t have any !

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, “Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle? ” “Whada ya win? ” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each? ” “Ten […]