Frankenstein: Help, ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.
Category Archive for 'Monster jokes'
Did you hear about the ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
How can you tell if ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
What do you call a huge, ..
Friday, January 18th, 2008What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can’t hear you.
Little monster: Mom ..
Friday, January 18th, 2008Little monster: Mom I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your tea.
FIRST MONSTER: Am I ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
Why did the monster ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
What did Dr Frankenstein ..
Saturday, January 12th, 2008What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Could you kill a monster ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he’d be eggs-terminated.
What do you get if you ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.