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Frankenstein: Help, ..

Mike — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:47:40 +0000

Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.

Mike — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:03:42 +0000

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

Mike — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:40:27 +0000

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation

Mike — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:36:08 +0000

What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can’t hear you.

Mike — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:55:24 +0000

Little monster: Mom I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your tea.

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:25:29 +0000

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.

Mike — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:06:44 +0000

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.

Mike — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:39:27 +0000

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Mike — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:19:03 +0000

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.

Mike — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 02:44:10 +0000

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.