What is a monster’s ..
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007What is a monster’s favourite society? The Consumers’ Association.
Category Archive for 'Monster jokes'
What’s pink and ..
Sunday, December 9th, 2007What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
Where do you find monster ..
Thursday, December 6th, 2007Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
Why did the monster ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can’t stand Chinese food.
How do you communicate ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.
What happened to ..
Thursday, November 29th, 2007What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
On her annual visit ..
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why? ” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
Girl Monster 1: “I ..
Monday, November 26th, 2007Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”
How do you address a ..
Monday, November 26th, 2007How do you address a monster? Very politely.