What goes dot, dot, ..
Thursday, January 17th, 2008What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
Category Archive for 'Mouse jokes'
Why do mice need oiling ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do you get if cross ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
Who is king of all the ..
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
Is there a mouse in ..
Friday, October 26th, 2007Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
What is a mouse’s ..
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007What is a mouse’s favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
What’s the definition ..
Monday, October 22nd, 2007What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
What is small, furry ..
Sunday, September 30th, 2007What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
What squeaks as it solves ..
Friday, September 7th, 2007What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
What mouse was a Roman ..
Thursday, August 30th, 2007What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !