What is small, furry ..
Thursday, August 30th, 2007What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
Category Archive for 'Mouse jokes'
What’s the hardest ..
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
When should a mouse ..
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it’s raining cats and dogs !
What do angry rodents ..
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
What’s gray and ..
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
What are crisp, like ..
Sunday, June 17th, 2007What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
What’s gray, squeaky ..
Saturday, June 9th, 2007What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
How do you save a drowning ..
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Do you know what a mice ..
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
What do you get if you ..
Saturday, May 26th, 2007What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !