Funny Jokes Blog

Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What’s the matter? ’ asked the director. `I can’t […]

Q: How many DP’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he’s got a good crew to do it.

Q: How many PA’s does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine……..one to do it and eight others to wish they’d been asked.

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

Fred: I’d love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you’d be in a cast for weeks.

What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !

Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let’s talk about the concept behind this whole “light bulb” thing.