Funny Jokes Blog

Q: Why are conductors’ hearts popular for transplants? A: They’ve had little use.

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”

Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.

Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!

“Haven’t I seen your face before? ” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.” “Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. “There’s not much room on this page,” he said. “What shall I write? ” Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, “Write your repertoire.”