Q: Why are violas so ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It’s not that the violas are large, just that the viola player’s heads are so small.
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Conductor: Again from ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
Q: Why do drummers always ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
Q: How do you get a ..
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can’t!
1st man: “My neighbors ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 20071st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o’clock this morning!” 2nd man: “Did they wake you? ” 1st man: “Nah….I was up playing my bagpipes.”
A violist and a cellist ..
Saturday, December 15th, 2007A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. “Help!” cried the cellist, “I can’t swim!” “Don’t worry,” said the violist, “just fake it.”
Q: Why can’t you ..
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007Q: Why can’t you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Q: How can you tell ..
Saturday, December 8th, 2007Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
Q: What do you call ..
Thursday, December 6th, 2007Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
Q: What do you call ..
Thursday, December 6th, 2007Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.