Funny Jokes Blog

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. “Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m […]

Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said, “But Father, I’m no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.”

Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, “Pop, what’s a millennium? ” “Well,” he muttered, “I think it’s something like a centennial, only it has more legs!”

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to […]

Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, “Now, remember, son. Don’t wear them when you’re not looking at anything.”

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that? ” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was? ” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, ‘a helluva lot’ ain’t the right answer.”

“Honey,” said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, “Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.”

An irate father stormed into the principal’s office. “I demand to know,” he screamed, “why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.” “Now, don’t get excited,” said the principal. “We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” A few minutes later, […]

Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !