What do you call a pig ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
Category Archive for 'Pig jokes'
How did the little pig ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
Pigs don’t look ..
Saturday, January 19th, 2008Pigs don’t look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer’s ear?
Why won’t pigs ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Why won’t pigs take up jogging? They don’t like to get that far from the table.
What do you call a lady ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
Why couldn’t the ..
Saturday, January 5th, 2008Why couldn’t the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.
Why didn’t the ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008Why didn’t the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
Did you hear about the ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
What instrument do piggys ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
How can you tell the ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.