Funny Jokes Blog

A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway — why are you going so slow? ” Sister: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.” Cop: “Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway […]

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provided this description? A. […]

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get […]

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: […]

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope’s authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were […]

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get […]

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said “It’s Al Gore. He’s up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.” “Donations!” I said, “How much you […]

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.