My friend is nuts. He ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
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My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.