Category Archive for 'Rabbit jokes'

My friend is nuts. He ..

Friday, January 11th, 2008

My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.

What do you call a mobile ..

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

What do you call a rabbit ..

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

How do you make a rabbit ..

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.

What do you call a man ..

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

When does a rabbit go ..

Friday, September 28th, 2007

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

What did the bunny want ..

Monday, September 24th, 2007

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

Waiter, what is this ..

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.

What do you get if you ..

Friday, August 24th, 2007

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

What do you get when ..

Friday, August 24th, 2007

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.