Category Archive for 'Rabbit jokes'

Which rabbit is a famous ..

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

What do you call the ..

Monday, July 30th, 2007

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

What do you call an ..

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

What are four hundred ..

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

What’s the best ..

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

What do you get when ..

Monday, July 9th, 2007

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What’s a rabbits’ ..

Monday, July 9th, 2007

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What did the bunny say ..

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

Why did the bald man ..

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why did the rabbit have ..

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!