Funny Jokes Blog

Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!

How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. “The chicken sounds good; I’ll have that,” the woman says. The waiter nods. “And the vegetable? ” he asks. “Oh, he’ll have the fish,” she replies.

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions? ”

Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.” One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have […]

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came the dish that the American […]

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

Why was the restaurant called “Out of this World”? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.