Funny Jokes Blog

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(’Lunch is on me!’)

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

“What’s the matter with your dinner ? ” “Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I’ve eaten !”

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet? ” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and […]

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir? ”, he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be? ” The man replies, “Give me a […]

Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog? ” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog? ”

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? “Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?