Funny Jokes Blog

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.

“No, no, no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine,” said the salesman, “I’m selling spectacles.”

Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. “What kind of salesman are you? ” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.

“Is your mother home? ” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, […]

Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here’s got room in their houses for a mammoth.

Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says “Made in Cleveland.” Salesman: Haven’t you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?