Funny Jokes Blog

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

Teacher: In music, if “f” means “forte”, what does “ff” mean ? Pupil: Eighty

Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you’re reading aloud ! Pupil : But I’m not listening !

Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?

Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we’re going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why’s that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all […]