Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and […]
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes? ” “Yes,” said Jackie, and she did. “Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “can you count from 10 to 20? ” “That depends,” said Fred, “with or without mistakes”!
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. “What is this 45 in math? ” asked her father. “I think that’s the size of the class,” she said quickly!
Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!
Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: “Why are you home from school so early? ” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question? Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal? ”