Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”. The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed. […]
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned? ’. Then […]
“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely ? “Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake !
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !