What do snakes have ..
Sunday, May 13th, 2007What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
Category Archive for 'Snake jokes'
Q:What do you get when ..
Thursday, May 10th, 2007Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(’A jump rope’)”
Did you hear about the ..
Wednesday, May 9th, 2007Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
What did the snake say ..
Friday, May 4th, 2007What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
What do you do if you ..
Saturday, April 21st, 2007What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.
Q: What kind of snake ..
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
What do you get if crossed ..
Saturday, March 31st, 2007What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
What’s a python’s ..
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007What’s a python’s favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
What’s a snakes ..
Friday, March 23rd, 2007What’s a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !