Category Archive for 'Snowman jokes'

Q: Which is harder to ..

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

Why was the snowman’s ..

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

What did the snowman ..

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

Why did a anowman send ..

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

What is a snowman’s ..

Monday, November 13th, 2006

What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

Where do snowmen keep ..

Sunday, August 20th, 2006

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

What happened when the ..

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.

How do snowmen read ..

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

What would you get if ..

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !

Why did Frosty the Snowman ..

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.