Q: Which is harder to ..
Friday, February 9th, 2007Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !
Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.