Where do astronauts ..
Monday, October 29th, 2007Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
Category Archive for 'Space jokes'
First Spaceman: I’m ..
Sunday, September 16th, 2007First Spaceman: I’m hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
What is an astronomer? ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
Why don’t astronauts ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired.
If athletes get athlete’s ..
Thursday, August 16th, 2007If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
What do astronauts put ..
Sunday, July 1st, 2007What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
What do you call a sick ..
Saturday, June 30th, 2007What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.
What do you get if you ..
Thursday, June 14th, 2007What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What do you call a loony ..
Sunday, June 10th, 2007What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !
Why don’t astronauts ..
Friday, June 8th, 2007Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.