What did the metric ..
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
Category Archive for 'Space jokes'
What did the alien say ..
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
Why are astronauts successful ..
Saturday, April 21st, 2007Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
What do astronauts wear ..
Saturday, April 14th, 2007What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!
Two astronauts were ..
Monday, February 19th, 2007Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He […]
I want to be an astronaut ..
Monday, February 12th, 2007I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
How did the aliens hurt ..
Sunday, February 11th, 2007How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
What does an astronaut ..
Thursday, February 8th, 2007What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
What do you call an ..
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
What do you call an ..
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.