Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a […]
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).
How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My dad is a banker, […]
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front? ” After a moment’s reflection, Johnny said, “Canoe? ”