Funny Jokes Blog

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago? ” “Yes,” the […]

What is a runner’s favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

Who won the race between two balls of string? They we’re tied!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player Fan: Why’s that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the […]