Funny Jokes Blog

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old.” Caddy: “It’s a long time since we started, sir.”

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!

Where do footballers dance? At a football!

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!” The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it? ” “It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You […]

Why didn’t the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. […]

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !

What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!