Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. “What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice,” she maliciously remarked. “Are they real? ” Yes, nodded Lady Peel. “Of course,” the dowager declared, “you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try? ” “Gladly,” Lady Peel […]
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? “Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? …Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
Why didn’t the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren’t loose.
What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.