What did one tooth say ..
Monday, April 16th, 2007What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Category Archive for 'Teeth jokes'
What did the mouse say ..
Friday, April 6th, 2007What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
What happened when the ..
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What’s the difference ..
Sunday, April 1st, 2007What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
What sort of an act ..
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
Patient: Tell me honestly, ..
Friday, February 16th, 2007Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
How does Snoop Dogg ..
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
What game do you play ..
Monday, January 1st, 2007What game do you play if you don’t take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What’s the best ..
Saturday, December 9th, 2006What’s the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.
Why did the termite ..
Monday, November 13th, 2006Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.