Mother: Why was the ..
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Category Archive for 'Telephone jokes'
How does a door chime ..
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
When does a horse talk ..
Friday, October 12th, 2007When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
What did the man say ..
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? “Who said talk is cheap? ”
How do scaredy-cats ..
Saturday, August 18th, 2007How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
What do you call a telephone ..
Friday, July 27th, 2007What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !
A psychiatrist was testing ..
Friday, July 20th, 2007A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from? ” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen? ” asked the psychiatrist. “Oh,” said […]
What kind of phone makes ..
Sunday, July 15th, 2007What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
What asks no question ..
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
How does a lobster answer ..
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?