How do, like, really ..
Thursday, June 7th, 2007How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
Category Archive for 'Telephone jokes'
What animals talk on ..
Tuesday, June 5th, 2007What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
Who was that on the ..
Wednesday, May 30th, 2007Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Why did Dr Frankenstein ..
Saturday, May 26th, 2007Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
If you cross a telephone ..
Monday, May 7th, 2007If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
Caller: Operator! Operator! ..
Monday, April 16th, 2007Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
How does a baboon make ..
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
When doesn’t a ..
Friday, April 6th, 2007When doesn’t a telephone work underwater? When it’s wringing wet!
How does a football ..
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
A man and a couple of ..
Monday, March 19th, 2007A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. “Hi honey,” said the woman on the other end. “Hi honey,” replied the […]