A man with one watch ..
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Category Archive for 'Time jokes'
What are your two favourite ..
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
Customer: I’d ..
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007Customer: I’d like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don’t you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
The proud owner of an ..
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007The proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing it off to a friend. ‘This clock,’ he said, ‘will go for 14 days without winding.’ ‘Really? ’ replied his friend, ‘And how long will it go if you do wind it ? ’
What kind of watch is ..
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007What kind of watch is best for people who don’t like time on their hands? A pocket watch.
Why is the time in the ..
Friday, July 13th, 2007Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ? Because England was discovered before the USA !
If twenty dogs run after ..
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
That boy is so dirty, ..
Thursday, April 12th, 2007That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
If your watch is broken, ..
Friday, April 6th, 2007If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Why do people beat their ..
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.