What time is it when ..
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
Category Archive for 'Time jokes'
What time is it when ..
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
When is the best time ..
Thursday, March 1st, 2007When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
Julie: What time is ..
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o’clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What’s the matter? Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
For a weddin’ ..
Friday, February 9th, 2007For a weddin’ present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, “W’atcha do with the money, son? ” “Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!” answered the boy. “Yew dumb ignoramous!” yelled his father. “Yew should ‘av bought yoreself a rifle!” “A rifle? What fer? […]
Why did the girl sit ..
Thursday, February 8th, 2007Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
Why couldn’t the ..
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
What dog can tell the ..
Sunday, December 17th, 2006What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
Why shouldn’t ..
Sunday, November 26th, 2006Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.
Why did the kid put ..
Friday, November 24th, 2006Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.