Funny Jokes Blog

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

Someone — always a man — always asks, “does the ship run on generators? ” The Cruise Director usually tells them, “No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland.”

A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with […]

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. “Not very long,” answered the Mexican. “But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more? ” asked the tourist. The Mexican […]

Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!

Tourist: What’s the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don’t have one. You strangers can’t get out of here fast enough for us.

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that […]

A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: “They don’t serve BEER here, you MORON!” The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly […]

What people travel the most? Romans.