What is the vampire’s ..
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.
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How does Dracula keep ..
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
What do you get if you ..
Thursday, November 8th, 2007What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !
Why did the vampire ..
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.
What does a vampire ..
Monday, October 1st, 2007What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
What do vampires cross ..
Saturday, September 29th, 2007What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
Do you know how to catch ..
Friday, September 28th, 2007Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What does Dracula say ..
Thursday, September 20th, 2007What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
What is Dracula’s ..
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
What do you call a vampire ..
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.