Why does Dracula always ..
Monday, August 20th, 2007Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
Category Archive for 'Vampire jokes'
What do you get if you ..
Sunday, August 19th, 2007What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.
Why wouldn’t the ..
Sunday, August 19th, 2007Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
How does a vampire clean ..
Sunday, August 12th, 2007How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
How does a vampire enter ..
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
What type of people ..
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
What’s a vampire’s ..
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.
Did you hear about the ..
Thursday, July 5th, 2007Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
What’s pink, lives ..
Thursday, June 28th, 2007What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.
Doctor, doctor, I think ..
Thursday, June 28th, 2007Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.