How can you tell when ..
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
Category Archive for 'Various animal jokes'
What is slimy and wobbly, ..
Monday, July 30th, 2007What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
What flies around your ..
Monday, July 30th, 2007What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
What’s the difference ..
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They’re both brown, except the snowball.
What is the feeling ..
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!
What is a dolphin’s ..
Thursday, July 19th, 2007What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
What did one skunk say ..
Monday, July 16th, 2007What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
What kind of noise annoys ..
Saturday, July 14th, 2007What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
One goldfish to his ..
Friday, July 13th, 2007One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water? ”