Waiter, your tie is ..
Thursday, November 29th, 2007Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.
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Waiter: I’m sorry ..
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007Waiter: I’m sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon. Customer: What bait are you using?
Waiter, what’s ..
Sunday, October 14th, 2007Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup? It’s fly soup sir!
Waiter, there’s ..
Thursday, September 27th, 2007Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
How many waiters does ..
Friday, September 21st, 2007How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
Waiter, there is a fly ..
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there’s ..
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ‘em.
Waiter, is there soup ..
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !
Diner: Waiter, please ..
Monday, August 13th, 2007Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.
Customer: I didn’t ..
Monday, July 30th, 2007Customer: I didn’t order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.