Waiter, there is a spider ..
Friday, July 27th, 2007Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
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Waiter, there is a mosquito ..
Monday, July 16th, 2007Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, what is this ..
Friday, July 6th, 2007Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
Customer: I thought ..
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make. Waiter: They are. She couldn’t cook either.
Customer: Waiter, this ..
Friday, June 29th, 2007Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Sir you haven’t ..
Thursday, June 28th, 2007Sir you haven’t touched your custard. I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
Waiter, there is a cockroach ..
Thursday, June 14th, 2007Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, waiter, this ..
Thursday, June 7th, 2007Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
Customer: How come the ..
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn’t come in and closed you up? Waiter: They’re afraid to eat here.
Customer: Waiter, this ..
Thursday, May 31st, 2007Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.