What did the hail storm ..
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
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What do hurricanes most ..
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
Where do wind gusts ..
Sunday, October 14th, 2007Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago
If a farmer raises wheat ..
Friday, October 12th, 2007If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
Jill: How did you find ..
Thursday, October 4th, 2007Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Why don’t tornadoes ..
Saturday, September 1st, 2007Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone
Q:What did the tornado ..
Saturday, September 1st, 2007Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(’You wanna go for a spin? ’)
Rumor has it that the ..
Sunday, August 19th, 2007Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
What doesn’t get ..
Thursday, August 16th, 2007What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean
A tornado walks into ..
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.