Funny Jokes Blog

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and […]

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.

If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.

I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. “You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of […]