What did the young witch ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It’s called The Hex-Files.
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.