Category Archive for 'Witch jokes'

What did the young witch ..

Friday, January 4th, 2008

What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What is old and ugly ..

Friday, December 7th, 2007

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !

What has handles and ..

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

First witch: My, hasn’t ..

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.

Did you hear about the ..

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It’s called The Hex-Files.

Why do witches have ..

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

Why was the student ..

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.

Where did the witch ..

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What does a witch enjoy ..

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.

Witch: Why have you ..

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.